So folks, I’ll be in Seattle Sun, Mon, and Tuesday soaking in all that SEO has to offer me. Kristi is worried I’ll have a stalker (haha) but it’ll be ok.
Excited to meet up with some people I haven’t seen in a while.
Today I zoned out for a few minutes and thought… gee I should really write a silly SEO song.
Remember “do your ears hang low”? Some may have sung the ahem non-ears version
Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie ‘em in a knot
Can you tie ‘em in a bow
Can you throw ‘em over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your ears hang low
Well… I want to write one called “Does your site rank low” — but I haven’t come up with all the words. Dear Audrey, if you can peel yourself away from jury duty enough to waste a different kind of time, I’d love some lyrics for this
So far I have
Does your site rank low
Are you linking to and fro
Can you learn some CSS
Can you learn some SEO
Can you find yourself in Google
With your favorite ranking tool
Does your site rank low
But I’m not sure about the Google and ranking tool lines. Sigh….
Enjoy my waste of time now that it has become yours.
So Seattle should be great, and I am very excited about this conference. I wonder if Starbucks is better up there. I’ll find out and let you know