Fabi sent me this email, it’s great! I made some comments for my own version, hehe…
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1
**Music and Media 1.0 is the alternate software package for sports in the system I have. Guitar 1.0 and Video Games 3.5 were already installed, but were significantly upgraded after Husband 1.0 took over.
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
**Housecleaning 2.6 is not fast enough for my system; he runs Housecleaning 8.0 and his own version of nagging 3.0 to resolve these issues.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
**I have never seen a “command” have a .html extension; this is not a successful add-on
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
**Grumpy Silence 2.5 has been upgraded to Brooding 5.0
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
**Beer 6.1 does not work on my system
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
**Um, I think I’m in trouble… any other alternatives to Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7?
Good Luck!
Tech Support