Posts filed under 'Fond of the Silliness'
How can I keep up with my life?
Ok, it’s not as bad as it sounds. In reality I am not letting big things go. But I have tons of personal emails piling up, tons of work emails and “action items” that all seem to overlap and jockey for position. And I’m still plugging away at school. It’s already week seven of this class block, which means I am in finals mode for these nine week classes. Then I start all over again. So everything is really ok… but I feel like I am running a really long race!
The biggest news is probably the best news. I begin a medically managed (non-surgical) weight loss program on April 8th. April 8th is the first class… but the real deal starts when I wake up on the 9th. It’s too late for me to recount the details. Just know, I’m doing it, I’ll do my best to document it, and I’m excited to succeed.
My doc is already slashing my insulin by 50% on the evening of the 8th to account for my drop in carbs and calories. I’ll probably be totally off of it within a few weeks from then.
My end goal weight is 135… right now, I am 248. So over 100 lbs to go. Yep that’s right. But estimated weight loss for me in roughly 22 weeks is 40-60 lbs. That means I could be over half way before my 30th birthday in September. That is AWESOME!
So here’s to more working my arse off…. God bless.
Anna
2 comments March 26, 2009
Tech Support…
Fabi sent me this email, it’s great! I made some comments for my own version, hehe…
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5
and then installed undesirable programs such as :
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1
**Music and Media 1.0 is the alternate software package for sports in the system I have. Guitar 1.0 and Video Games 3.5 were already installed, but were significantly upgraded after Husband 1.0 took over.
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
**Housecleaning 2.6 is not fast enough for my system; he runs Housecleaning 8.0 and his own version of nagging 3.0 to resolve these issues.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
**I have never seen a “command” have a .html extension; this is not a successful add-on
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
**Grumpy Silence 2.5 has been upgraded to Brooding 5.0
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
**Beer 6.1 does not work on my system
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
**Um, I think I’m in trouble… any other alternatives to Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7?
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Add comment January 20, 2009
Banter
Anna: it’s pulling from other locations on the internet so any number of factors can cause a track to have issues.
The site is an aggregator, and that part of it is great….it’s the other sites from which the aggregation is gathered 
Sorry – went all geek on yar ass
Nick: it’s ok, remind me to talk to you about diminished chord progressions later
Anna: ass
Nick: hehehe
Add comment October 10, 2008
For my Comic-Con buddies
Add comment August 4, 2008
BUUUURN!
Click on the comic to see the whole thing.
PHOTO REMOVED TOO LARGE – Click to see it.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Add comment July 2, 2008
HA I wish!
Add comment July 1, 2008
Balls
Aidan has a tube of 3 tennis balls that Ziya gave to him. Ziya is Pam’s husband… Pam is our daycare provider if you’re just catching up
Aidan is sitting down at his tray for dinner… I move the table away… the table has the tube of tennis balls on it… which slowly got farther away from him…
Aidan: My balls!
Me: You can play with your balls after dinner!
Nick: You walked right into that one…
2 comments May 29, 2008
Ladies
Watching Toy Story 2 with Aidan…
Scene where the Toys are in Al’s Toy Barn driving the car… they pass all the Barbie Dolls partying…
Aidan: ooooh …. Ladies!
One of the Barbies is doing the Limbo and bends back at a 90 degree angle…
Aidan: oooooh, wow, it’s the Ladies
… and so it begins …
To anyone who ever wondered… they really are born that way
Add comment May 28, 2008
Happy Birthday to Nick!
He even has a little left over, and the software also has a rebate that we mailed off, so it’s extra cool. 
Add comment March 20, 2008
